Symptoms of Having a Zero-Love life (As if being single is a disease or having a failed grade in a subject)

1. Increase in weight due to over-eating 2. Movie addict (no romance, please!) 3. Prolonged sleeping time, even during class hours 4. Excessive reading of dark fantasy novels and mangas 5. Digging emo / punk-rock music (Typecast, anyone?) 6. Imagining yourself to be the director / producer / lead actor/actress of your own love story, though you are too shy to admit it even to yourself 7. Drinking beer every Thirst-days (not because you are lonely, but because you are too numb to feel anything that you have to drown your heart with beer so as to feel a bit happy, if not sad) 8. Smoking ever after meal, especially after dinner 9. Learning new skills like cooking, ironing clothes, and doing laundry 10. Treating every short quiz and home work like a final exam and thesis 11. Talking to yourself and singing while taking a shower 12. DotA addict (yeah boy!) 13. Animě addict (Naruto, Bleach, Gundam…etc.) 14. Having suicidal tendencies, autocannibalism, corporal mortification, etc. (these are, of course, for exaggerated cases only) 15. Resorting to writing nonsense articles such as this one whenever you’re being haunted by loneliness, and even envy. Being single is not that bad. But I must concede that having a special someone this Valentine to share your happiness with is far better off than being alone. Yet there are really some people who are more comfortable alone than being with somebody else. It’s not that they are being cynical or self-centered. They just prefer being unhappy at times than being burdened with the troubles of having a relationship. Or maybe they just don’t have time? Yeah, whatever.